ask israphel?

askevilxephos:

If Izzy would find out about this, he will be most displeased in me and end my fun and take my maid away…

Keep quiet or I might have to silence you… with cheesecake.

Who is that dusting the TNT?

is that a slashtag? hipster israphel is individual

I’m such an individual, you are all jealous. Or jelly. I’m not fluent in hipster lingo.

What do you think about Voldemort?
Anonymous

I looked like Voldemort before Voldemort. /hipster

But you're not really a creeper, as you said yourself. You were just killed by one! And actually, I have seen a creeper with hair. Her name was Geia and she had jet black braids. Not a wig. And you said the infection only affected your face. So, really. Why don't you have hair?
Anonymous

Did I say my face? I meant my whole head.

Are you related to a creeper?
Anonymous

Depends, really. I may have picked up some sort of infection after I died. It didn’t have too many effects… except for MY FACE.

Why don't you have any hair?
Anonymous

Have you ever seen a creeper with hair? No? Didn’t think so.

I believe a desert land IS better. Just as long as Lukas gets some water every now and again. Right, Lukas? ~Lukas: *feeding* sucksucksucksuckgurglegurglesucksucksuck...~ Uh...ya. Heh-heh. ._. Bye, Vokulsosklo.

It is better. Yes, I’ll make sure he gets water.


Also, you don’t have to call me Vokulsosklo. If you did, the name of this blog would have been changed to Ask-Vokulsosklo.

Hello Israphel!

Hi.

Israphel, you were human at one point, why deny your own species?

You’re right. I used to be human. But then I died, and now I don’t consider myself human anymore. I mean, nobody else does after all!

wut if all you anons people were just 1 person asking random crap...wut would you do o_O?
Anonymous

((I would laugh. I would laugh so hard. In the good way, of course.

I wouldn’t be laughing at them for asking questions anonymously, I’d be applauding their effort for fooling me into thinking that they were all individual people. I love to laugh, so of course I’d laugh. It seems pretty funny to me.))